Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Deli platter = delicious?

Ah, nothing beats seeing a platter of meat when arriving at an alcohol-fueled bachelor party.


This here is what I purchased from my local Walmart and I assure you that the circle of meat was juicer than a rare T-bone steak. However, that story strayed far from the main highlight of my day today. I met a man who's bearded neck represents that of a heavy Amish gentleman. A lady-killer who's appearance alone could tame an exotic beast.

I present to you the very man who killed, skinned, and sliced the meat for my Deli Platter:

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