BMO: no biting!

This is for my friend Nick's cat named BMO (Beemo), whom essentially sinks his teeth into any being that has a pulse. There are many reasons why cats bite. Cats will bite when they're afraid, angry, annoyed, or stressed. Not BMO, he tends to bite when feeling playful or overstimulated.

BMO from the animated television series Adventure Time:

Black mesa mod: "more to it than meets the eye"

whiskey is my spirit animal

From Laughing Squid:
Photographer Neil Girling of The Blight made bumper stickers for Burning Man 2012 that humorously read “Whisky is my Spirit Animal”.

Mars Curiosty Descent in 1080p

Mars Curiosity Descent - Ultra HD 30fps Smooth-Motion
"Ultra-resolution, smooth-motion, detail-enhanced, color-corrected, interpolated from the original 4 frames per second to 30 frames per second. This video plays real-time at the speed that Curiosity descended to the surface of Mars on August 6, 2012."

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The xx- Coexist

The xx have returned after 3 years with a full preview of their newest album "Coexist." It was shared with 1 fan intending to show how quickly it can become viral throughout the globe.
"Send it to a friend and watch the path continue," the press materials explain.

A (drinking) Game of Thrones

via cheezburger

Beer slogans quiz!

"Grab a bottle of your favorite brew and find out how well you know your beer slogans."
     Link to quiz

                                     
                                          Thanks, boingboing and twaggies

Police impounded vehicle turns out to be a steal

A redditor posted:

"bought a car from the police impound, decided to install a cold air intake when suddenly..."

Reminds me of the fastest police car in America, which was ironically seized from a drug dealer.

According to news observer: 

A segment from Top Gear America on police vehicles calls the department's 505-horsepower 2009 Chevrolet Corvette Z06 "the fastest police car in America." link

Read more here: http://blogs.newsobserver.com/techjunkie/wake-sheriffs-corvette-gets-nod-in-top-gear-cop-car-segment#storylink=cpy

Rubik's cube for the blind

Brian Doom designed this cube for the blind by giving it 6 distinct textures.

                                         via neatorama

Breaking bad remix

Youtuber placeboing remixed seasons 1 and 2 of breaking bad. Spoiler warning for those who have not yet seen.

Always excuses

This one is for that employee you work with that has a different excuse each day.

                                          link via cheezburger

Deli platter = delicious?

Ah, nothing beats seeing a platter of meat when arriving at an alcohol-fueled bachelor party.

This here is what I purchased from my local Walmart and I assure you that the circle of meat was juicer than a rare T-bone steak. However, that story strayed far from the main highlight of my day today. I met a man who's bearded neck represents that of a heavy Amish gentleman. A lady-killer who's appearance alone could tame an exotic beast.

I present to you the very man who killed, skinned, and sliced the meat for my Deli Platter:

Countdown to black mesa

Black Mesa has been in development for eight years and until recently, has finally been given a release date for September 14th. It is a complete re-creation of the critically acclaimed game Half-Life and will even use the Source engine. Best of all, this mod will be distributed as a free download when released.

Let the countdown begin.

Rare old photos of famous people

Bob Marley and the Jackson Five, 1975.

Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins, Elvis Presley, and Johnny Cash.

Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.

George Harrison and Bob Marley.

Johnny Cash and Ray Charles.

Dragon edition of a Lamborghini Aventador LP760-4

Fans of medieval lore will appreciate this bad ass 700-horsepower custom Lamborghini that was exhibited at the Chelsea Auto Legends show. Refined Marques and Oakley design made this beast of custom carbon exterior and an interior stitched with Chinese style dragons.

                                          link to video

Let's just hope this dragon doesn't get slayed by an armored knight.

Thanks theawesomer!

Real life angry bird

This is the best suited bird for a real life version of the popular iPhone game Angry Birds. It's known as a common grackle for those interested in launching this bird from a sling shot. However, don't come to me whenever PETA comes knocking on your front door.

Notice anything special about this image?

I myself was fooled into thinking this portrait was indeed a photograph. Instead, it is drawn with ballpoint pens by Samuel Silva.

via Colossal

Proof that men only take one trip while shopping

Time to relocate the bike shop!

Who said recycling couldn't go overboard?

via DarkRoastedBlend

RIP Michael Clarke Duncan

An actor you may have remembered as the gentle-giant from the movie "The Green Mile" passed away yesterday at the young age of 54 after July heart attack.

Rest in peace, Michael Clarke Duncan.

"Please boss... don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark."

Frog forced to assist in caterpillar's suicide

There's an old saying that goes: "You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your handsome prince." Unfortunately for this caterpillar, to find her prince she had to first subdue the circle of life.  

                                          link to video

DAYUM! This should be part of an advertisement for Five Guys Burgers and Fries

The founder and CEO of Five Guys doesn't support advertising of his national food chain. Instead he relies on word of mouth. What bigger way to spread the word than to let Daym Drops share his enthusiastic review on YouTube.

                                          link to video

OH MY DAYUM!- REMIX!

                                         link to video

There you have it: "You bite the fry and the fry bites back. That's when you know you have an official french fry!"